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prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”
notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache
loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.
lindsaaykitty:

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE
THEY HAVE WINGS
WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

why do people need to drive 
they have legs
LEGS
tastefullyoffensive:

[mrbenbraddock]

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

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themajesticalcuchurumina:

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

this is pobably what guys think about breasts

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